The Kids Club Kindergarten English Realities

So, in my last post I wrote about why I’d let the blog-writing slip off the back-burner and behind the cooker. This is why I’ve scooped up the writing and… want to add more… then put it on the internet.

I was looking around for the Kids Club Cyworld site to see how if anyone looks different/taller, also I pretty much miss a few of them, even if all the cool kids, my ones, left months ago.

In my searching I found a Naver blog post that translated thus:

“The Kids Club Namyangju School”

The Kids Club Kindergarten driving or out yebinyi Namyangju because school is in the Open Class and went hurriedly.

Namyangju School Kids Club

Children’s cognitive emotional and physical balance to the development of

English kindergarten programs in the world proven authentic British designed and energy

Langauge, Arts & Craft, Science, Gym, Ballet, Cooking, Cabe, Math, Haba, Orda, etc.

Variety of courses for preschool age and level of play activities should be conducted in English must meet.

Simple language is not English, as the center of the book

English as a variety of interesting activities

English learning environment for children to melt naturally focuses on providing, he said.

For five “ ~ I love .. love ..

Today’s Cooking Class theme “Make a pizza”

Making Cooking Class in the pizza apron wearing a pretty hat, wearing a chef ..

Binaural hearing and explain very carefully yolssimi yebinyang … keke

Yolssimi native teachers to follow in making a pizza stone ~

Yebinyang tense in English hadaboni own ..

But according to yolssimi yolssimi listening and following along ..

Yolssimi good answer ..

Whoa, my baby … eukeukeukeu ….

Cutting mother for two clumsy yet yebinyangeul saljjakung dowajwotjing …

Oh ~ ~ I’m damn funny, what’s ~~~^^

Onion Plymouth ~ ~ jeu

Lost in classes with native speakers without having any jusigong …

Made it in the oven to bake delicious bread, eat pizza today completed the Class.

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Open Class LA grunge eosuseon progress, but a little upset too ..

Eukeukeu coy … .. makes you want to send an English speaking kindergarten

Yebinyido on the way home was so wanted to attend kindergarten to tighten English cast ..

Lee Charm’s headed to the English Kindergarten unfair ….

Oh, what am I gonna ~~~~~ ~ ~

And start worrying …

Kindergarten English Kindergarten Is … Is General Aung ~ ~ ~

Here are some of my choice cuts from that appart from the bits that didn’t translate and just come out as saljjakung jibberish:

  • Children’s cognitive emotional and physical balance

There is scarcely any thought of the sort.

  • English kindergarten programs in the world proven authentic British designed and energy

Two British men are employed. That is where the British begins and ends. The children are still encouraged to say “waaderrr

  • Simple language is not English, as the center of the book
  • Whoa, my baby … eukeukeukeu …

That nonsense of the end is like their “lolololol”

  • Oh ~ ~ I’m damn funny, what’s ~~~^^

and of course

  • Onion Plymouth ~ ~ jeu

I can recommend Google translate any time. Not for anything serious of course.

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